I think we need some space…You’ve got me occupied on weekends, sneaking glances of you when I should be working, and I’m constantly thinking about what you just sent me. I am tired of looking down at you when I’m on a hike or with my kids, and don’t even get me started about driving with you. We used to spend every second of the day together, I really thought our love would last forever. But, I’ve realized that our relationship is toxic. My friends miss me and my eyes really hurt whenever I look at you.
So consider this our breakup. It’s over, iPhone.
Sound like something you need to tell your iPhone? Check out this article on Buzzfeed about 22 ways to break your phone addiction and end that obsessive relationship.